It’s almost summer and soon waves of humans will be heading
to the beach
for one of those lazy holidays. I understand that beaches look pretty but why
do so many of you want to fry yourself for hours under the hot sun? It’s not
exactly great
for you, is it? When it’s hot you need to take a frog’s advice and head for
some shade.
People tell me that humans have fun on the beach doing things like playing
volleyball and
that I should stop being so boring and join in. Uh? How exactly do you think I’m
going to be able to play volleyball without getting squashed?
The beach environment isn’t to my liking anyway. For a
start, I don’t like seawater – yuck so much salt. I’ve some cousins who can
tolerate saltwater
a bit, but they’re from the crazy side of the family so nothing surprises me
any more about them. These nutty relatives get a kick from taking excursions in
seawater – so I won’t be going on holidays with them!
